Zestra, Vagisil, Masengill

REALLY!!!!  Now, I don't know about some of you folks out there, but, I can remember growing up as a child and seeing commercials for women discussing that "not fresh feeling" and offering each other the Masengill "disposable" douche.  Now, being older and wiser, I wonder did they ever really need to add the disposable part.  I mean was it common practice for people to reuse douches?  Maybe so, I've never had to use one myself but I would think that reusing a douche would be more difficult than say..  reusing a condom.  At least with a condom you can turn it inside out and shake the F#%K out of it.  Then I guess that women used the damn douches so much that they gave themselves all that itchy feeling.  Really, just about the time that they started talking about that nasty, itchy, burning feeling the Masengill commercials disappeared.  Anybody starting to see a trend here.  So now the next generation of kids were able to learn all about that nastiness and the miracle that is Vagisil.  Thank God for Vagisil, by the way, just the ability to use it in jokes for whiny men has been worth its weight in gold.  Now, for all those who have wrecked themselves from prolonged use of both the "Masengill Disposable Douche" and "Vagisil" they have "Zestra" so you can get some of that feeling back.  Now my kids are growing up finding out what product to buy to get "there".  Sure, they like to blame the lack of feeling on other things such as having kids (my wife has had 6 children and we're not experiencing a "getting there" issue) but I submit to you, the reader, have you seen a "Vagisil" commercial since the "Zestra" commercials started.  Conspiracy Theorists unite!!!!